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            三年級英語笑話

            時間:2024-05-21 03:05:28 英語笑話 我要投稿

            三年級英語笑話

              三年級英語笑話一:Halforfivetenths?

            三年級英語笑話

              Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

              Gerald: I’d much rather have the half.

              Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

              Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

              三年級英語笑話二:Gettingsick

              "You’re application says you left your last job because of sickness. Could you explain that please? "

              "Certainly. My boss got sick of me."

              三年級英語笑話三:Mixeddoubles

              Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

              Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

              Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

              Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’Domestic shame should not be published.’

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