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¡¡¡¡Teacher: That’s right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
¡¡¡¡Sammy: Johnny, sir.
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¡¡¡¡"Have you tried counting sheep? "
¡¡¡¡"That’s the problem. I make a mistake and spend three hours trying to find it."
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