爆笑經典英語笑話大全
飛機螺旋槳的用處 The purpose of the propeller
A: "What's the purpose of the propeller?"
B: "To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!"
A：飛機的`螺旋槳有什么用?
B：為了保持飛行員涼爽。不信的話，只要停止螺旋槳轉動看看飛行員會不會滿頭大汗。
我知道你會幫我 I know I could count on you
Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic(閣樓) and the garage."
"We're short-handed, Smith." the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I know I could count on you!"
史密斯去找他的老板。“老板，我們家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子讓我修閣樓和車庫。”
“可我們很缺人，史密斯。”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。”
“謝謝，老板。”史密斯說，“我就知道你會幫我。”
我想我不知道 I don't think I know
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"
老師：“John，動詞ring的過去分詞是什么?”。
約翰：“你想它是什么呢”?
老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。
約翰：“我想我不知道”。
情人節的夢表亂講
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"
"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.
On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.
Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
情人節前一天，一個女人做了個項鏈的夢。
當她醒來，她和她丈夫說：“我剛夢到你情人節給了我一根珍珠項鏈。你說那是什么含義呢?”。
“到情人節那天你就會知道了。”他笑著說。
情人節那天，男人給了他老婆一個禮盒。
她很興奮地打開，看到的卻是一本書，書名是《夢的解析》。
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