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            短篇英語笑話

            時間:2024-10-08 09:11:03 英語笑話 我要投稿

            精選3則短篇英語笑話

              Goldfish 金魚

            精選3則短篇英語笑話

              Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

              斯丹:我贏了 92 條金魚。

              Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

              弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?

              Stan: In the bathroom.

              斯丹:浴室。

              Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

              弗雷德:但是你想洗澡時怎么辦?

              Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

              斯丹:蒙住它們的眼睛!

              I am acting like a lady 我要表現得像一位女士

              One day women's dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.

              一天,一家百貨公司的女裝大減價,一位高貴的中年男士想給他的太太挑選一件女裝。但是,沒過多久,他就發現自己已被瘋狂的女人們撞得踉踉蹌蹌。

              He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.

              他竭力地忍耐著。后來,他低下頭,揮舞雙臂,擠過人群。

              "You there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

              “你干嘛?”有人尖聲叫道,“你難道不能表現得像一位紳士嗎?”

              "Listen," he said. "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

              “聽著,”他說。“我已經像紳士一樣表現了一個小時了。從現在起,我要表現得像一位女士。”

              Good Sight 好視力

              Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

              Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

              律師:你說你離事故現場約有35英尺,你能看清多遠的東西?

              證人:這么說吧,早上起床后我看見太陽,別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠。

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