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            童真童趣的英語幽默笑話

            時間:2024-11-24 12:24:36 英語笑話 我要投稿
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            關于童真童趣的英語幽默笑話

              1. The librarian went over to a small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she warned. "The people around you can't read!"

            關于童真童趣的英語幽默笑話

              圖書管理員走到一個喧鬧的小男孩身邊,警告說:“請安靜!你周圍的人都不能讀書了!”

              "They can't?" The boy asked curiously. "Then what are they doing here?"

              “不能讀書?”小男孩好奇地問道。“那他們在這里干什么?”

             

              2. Guest:"Bub, do you go to school?"

              客人:“小家伙,你上學了嗎?”

              boy:"What good shall I go to school? I can't read or write?"

              孩子:“我上學有什么好處?我不會讀,也不會寫。”

             

              3. betty:"Black hens are cleverer than white ones, aren't they?"

              貝蒂:“黑母雞比白母雞聰明,對嗎?”

              Larry:"How do you know?"

              拉里:“你怎么知道?”

              Betty:"Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones."

              貝蒂:“嗯,因為黑母雞能下白蛋,可白母雞不能下黑蛋。”

             

              4. Bobby:"Billy broke my new doll!"

              博比:“比利弄壞了我的新洋娃娃!”

              Mum:"How did he do that?"

              媽媽:“他是怎么弄壞的?”

              Bobby:"I hit him over the head with it."

              博比:“我用洋娃娃打了他的頭。”

             

              5. "I wish I'd lived in the old times."

              “我要是生活在古代就好了。”

              "Why?"

              “為什么?”

              "Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn."

              “因為那就不會有這么多歷史要學了。”

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