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            I wasn't asleep

            時間:2022-06-04 11:33:15 英語笑話 我要投稿
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            I wasn't asleep

              When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged(用肘輕推) him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

              "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

              "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

              "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

              當一群婦女上車之后,車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了,他擔心這個人會坐過站,就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他,說:“先生,醒醒!”

              “我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

              “沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

              “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

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