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            A bilingual city

            時間:2020-10-21 14:40:24 英語笑話 我要投稿

            A bilingual city

              A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.""But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.""Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C.""Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

              蒙特利爾咖啡館的一位顧客擰開盥洗室的`水龍頭,結果被水燙傷了。“這太可惡了,”他抱怨道,“標著C的龍頭流出的是開水。”“可是,先生,C代表Chaude,在法語里代表'熱'。如果您住在蒙特利爾的話就應該知道這一點。”“等等,”那位顧客咆哮著,“另外一個龍頭標的也是C。”“那當然,”經理說道:“這個C代表冷。畢竟,蒙特利爾是個雙語城市。”

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