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            老師與學生英語對話時候鬧出來的笑話

            時間:2020-10-09 17:09:36 英語笑話 我要投稿

            老師與學生英語對話時候鬧出來的笑話

              1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

            老師與學生英語對話時候鬧出來的笑話

              GEORGE: Here it is!

              TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

              CLASS: George!

              2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

              ELLEN: I is...

              TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

              ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

              3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

              CLASS: Big hands!

              4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

              STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

              TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

              STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

              5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

              SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

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