英語幽默5個小笑話
1. Guest:"Bub, do you go to school?"
客人：“小家伙，你上學了嗎？”
boy:"What good shall I go to school? I can't read or write?"
孩子：“我上學有什么好處？我不會讀，也不會寫。”
2. The librarian went over to a small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she warned. "The people around you can't read!"
圖書管理員走到一個喧鬧的小男孩身邊，警告說：“請安靜！你周圍的人都不能讀書了！”
"They can't?" The boy asked curiously. "Then what are they doing here?"
“不能讀書？”小男孩好奇地問道。“那他們在這里干什么？”
3. betty:"Black hens are cleverer than white ones, aren't they?"
貝蒂：“黑母雞比白母雞聰明，對嗎？”
Larry:"How do you know?"
拉里：“你怎么知道？”
Betty:"Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones."
貝蒂：“嗯，因為黑母雞能下白蛋，可白母雞不能下黑蛋。”
4. Bobby:"Billy broke my new doll!"
博比：“比利弄壞了我的`新洋娃娃！”
Mum:"How did he do that?"
媽媽：“他是怎么弄壞的？”
Bobby:"I hit him over the head with it."
博比：“我用洋娃娃打了他的頭。”
5. "I wish I'd lived in the old times."
“我要是生活在古代就好了。”
"Why?"
“為什么？”
"Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn."
“因為那就不會有這么多歷史要學了。”
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